Showing posts with label bad day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad day. Show all posts

Monday, September 8, 2014

Buckle up bumpy week ahead.


I am hoping it is isn’t going to be one of those weeks but judging after this morning, I am going to buckle up and expect a bumpy week.

  This morning I was a far cry from a good start, I got out of bed and my shoulder popped out, I had to use a door frame to push it back in. while I was doing that I tripped over my own feet and did a great Beckham header into the bedroom and cracked the door.

  The list continues as if it is an Airline check list before takeoff.

Pilot to Navigator beginning pre week take off check list . . . Navigator to Pilot Roger . . .

Shoulder popped . . . check

Foot tripping . . . check

Head butting door till cracked . . . check

Cut ear while shaving . . . check

Stub toe on shower door . . . check

Close door on finger . . . check

Soap in eye . . . check

Spill hot coffee on uniform . . . check

Hit every stop light on the way to work . . . check

Boss angry on arrival . . . check

Navigator to Pilot we are ready for takeoff of the work week, please proceed to runway 2 East . . .

Buckle up folks the week is going to be a bumpy one; I suggest a Helmut and a flack vest.

Thanks for Flying Air Fitzy

See you next time.

Friday, July 25, 2014

The Wrath of Thursday!!!


Ever have one of those days when everything just hits right on queue?

 You are driving someplace and your favorite song comes on the radio and you get to hear the whole song just as you pull up to your destination, or it seems like you have a bottomless cup of coffee. And then when you get to work that one task that has a deadline that you despise doing or you have a difficult time doing it, has been done for you or cancelled.

 Well guess what that is not how my day started …  I hear one of my favorite songs and then I get to work before it ends, so I sit there listening to the end of the song and some knocks on my window and wants to chat. Then I get into work and 3 things are on my desk that needs to be done by 10 AM, 2 of them are not even my job. Then as I go to drink my coffee, my cup alas was empty

 I then went on to rip my shirt on the desk, broke a shoe lace, knocked a plant over and tripped on my broken shoe lace and then the topper for the morning was a paper cut!

 WARNING…  WARNING … WARNING … WARNING … STAR TREK REFFERANCE APROCHING!

 I felt like throwing my hands in the air and screaming KHAN!!!

 The day did have its high point I went home and broke the lawn mower. Tomorrow will be better I do not have too many days like this one.

Have a Great weekend all