Well it is
Thursday morning and I must have gotten up on the smart ass side of the bed. I
have been snarky and quick with a quip today. It must have been something in my
coffee or maybe the moon is in a wise cracking phase. I could tell it was going
to be yet another day of odd conversations and weird answers.
When I got up this morning I was speaking with
a sibling and I was asked why I didn’t say happy birthday to them, I said that
is because we are not even sure it was your real birthday, and that our parents
found you in a trash bin at the end of the street and adopted you. The reply I
received was oh it’s going to be one of those days with you eh? Apparently this
happens often which makes me find it funnier even more than I did before.
When I came in to work this morning my
supervisor made a comment about my belt and my Boots, I promptly replied I will
give you my size if you want to purchase me something you think I should be
wearing, and that being a fashion diva did not suit him and that a raise in pay
would be necessary for any purchase at all. What did I get out of him a face
that looked like it was hit by a box of hammers and a noise I can only assume
was that of discouragement that he couldn’t get his way or make me feel like I was
under his thumb.
At my desk a
friend asked me what I thought Alligator’s used for dental floss, I told her
People! She gave me a smug look and walked away. Another coworker and good
friend walked by and asked me how my day was, I made a comment about how it
felt like an odd day and they replied join the club, I replied no thanks I
would not be a member of a club that has you in it.
I can see a trend happening already and it is
only 10 in the morning.
Happy Snarky
Thursday everyone!
Fitzy
