Monday, September 8, 2014

Buckle up bumpy week ahead.


I am hoping it is isn’t going to be one of those weeks but judging after this morning, I am going to buckle up and expect a bumpy week.

  This morning I was a far cry from a good start, I got out of bed and my shoulder popped out, I had to use a door frame to push it back in. while I was doing that I tripped over my own feet and did a great Beckham header into the bedroom and cracked the door.

  The list continues as if it is an Airline check list before takeoff.

Pilot to Navigator beginning pre week take off check list . . . Navigator to Pilot Roger . . .

Shoulder popped . . . check

Foot tripping . . . check

Head butting door till cracked . . . check

Cut ear while shaving . . . check

Stub toe on shower door . . . check

Close door on finger . . . check

Soap in eye . . . check

Spill hot coffee on uniform . . . check

Hit every stop light on the way to work . . . check

Boss angry on arrival . . . check

Navigator to Pilot we are ready for takeoff of the work week, please proceed to runway 2 East . . .

Buckle up folks the week is going to be a bumpy one; I suggest a Helmut and a flack vest.

Thanks for Flying Air Fitzy

See you next time.

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