Snarky Thursday

Well it is Thursday morning and I must have gotten up on the smart ass side of the bed. I have been snarky and quick with a quip today. It must have been something in my coffee or maybe the moon is in a wise cracking phase. I could tell it was going to be yet another day of odd conversations and weird answers.

 When I got up this morning I was speaking with a sibling and I was asked why I didn’t say happy birthday to them, I said that is because we are not even sure it was your real birthday, and that our parents found you in a trash bin at the end of the street and adopted you. The reply I received was oh it’s going to be one of those days with you eh? Apparently this happens often which makes me find it funnier even more than I did before.

 When I came in to work this morning my supervisor made a comment about my belt and my Boots, I promptly replied I will give you my size if you want to purchase me something you think I should be wearing, and that being a fashion diva did not suit him and that a raise in pay would be necessary for any purchase at all. What did I get out of him a face that looked like it was hit by a box of hammers and a noise I can only assume was that of discouragement that he couldn’t get his way or make me feel like I was under his thumb.

At my desk a friend asked me what I thought Alligator’s used for dental floss, I told her People! She gave me a smug look and walked away. Another coworker and good friend walked by and asked me how my day was, I made a comment about how it felt like an odd day and they replied join the club, I replied no thanks I would not be a member of a club that has you in it.

 I can see a trend happening already and it is only 10 in the morning.

Happy Snarky Thursday everyone!

Fitzy