Today’s blog
post has been brought to you by a comment by a friend named Jessica . . . “Men
are complicated”
Life can be complicated, no strike that life
is complicated, with choices of what to eat what to wear who to be friends with
on face-book and only about a million other things. However I can tell you on
good authority that men are not complicated.
You can beak
men down into five interests:
1.
Sleep
2.
Sex
3.
food
4.
Sports
5.
TV/Movies
Although
about 80% of men have only the 3 things on their minds sometimes all at one
time. Men are simple creatures.
1.
Sex
2.
Food
3.
Sleep
I used to tell this joke back when being
politically correct was not a mandatory thing;
“How to
impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect
her, listen to her, and support her . . . How to impress a man: Show up naked with
a pizza.”
The inside track to understanding men is to know
we like to nap, find out what our favorite food is, act or be sexy (which could
be anything from a saying a certain word to an outfit to just a touch), and
finally if you know our favorite televisions show or movie and just say one
quote from it or ask us about it, it’s like giving a dog a treat, we will be
right on your heals.
Now that is not to say that all men are the same
there is about 5% variable of men that are a shade off the regular, such as the
Geek, the Gay men and the anti social male, which brings you to the following
way to understand them.
The Geek:
Ask about his Phone, Computer or UFO’s
The Gay:
Make fun of something someone is wearing or ask about his shoes.
The Anti
Social: make a comment about not liking people or make a comment about being
uncomfortable in public places.
And although these 3 types of men are specific
they can all also be understood using the Food, Sleep and Sex mentality.
So I say again Life is Complicated Men are not.
We are only as complicated as you want to make us, and as Jessica said “Men do
have their uses on occasion”
See you next time.
