What is that noise?

So I am at my computer and the woman in my life says o me hey lets watch this show on the food network, it is new and looks like it would be good.

 I say to hear that’s fine I am playing a game and messing about on the net, the show starts and the host has this annoying voice, more annoying that reading my blogs! The host was going into such finite details that it was like taking an Algebra test in high school.

 I says to her hay “Honey, I thought you said this was going to be good?” she replied with “I like it just give it a chance.”

 Not ten minutes later she turns to me and says what is that noise, without skipping a beat and not even looking up at here I said “oh, that? That’s the sound of your brain leaking out of your brain pan” from watching this show.

 She gives me a huff and the next thing I know Deadliest Catch is on…

 I Win!