To my friend John

What John is and has been to me and his qualifications as a friend.

My conscience.

My confidante.

My cigar buddy.

My A.D.D. interpreter.

Food taster.

Automotive adviser and tire expert

Relationship counselor

My movie quote buddy

Spell Checker and Grammar coach.

My critic

Roulette partner

Fashion police

Keno mentor

My Dyslexic interpreter

My Christmas shopping buddy

My Area 51 body heat companion

My Graham Norton Viewing comrade.

So I guess you can say John is the pain in my ass and I would not change a thing except to have him knighted so that I could call him a Royal pain in the ass!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thanks John, See you soon.